Happy Halloween, idiot hookers.
Forget whatever else you thought you were doing this Halloween. After last night's Scream Queens, it's clear that there's only one relevant way to celebrate the holiday: by hosting a Chanel-o-ween affair that would make Oberlin herself proud (not that she'd show it, but you'd know that underneath her cold pout, she's pleased). And besides, throwing a party is the least we can do to show our appreciation for the gleefully insane three minutes of television skewering Swiftmas that kicked off the drama last night. Here's how to do it. Compose your invites—and don't forget to craft a cutesy, personal insult for each of your guests. We particularly like "precious donkeys." Block out some extra time—Chanel-o-ween invitations must be issued on black card stock ($3.97 for 12, American Crafts) and printed with gold gel ink ($8.07 for a Sharpie four-pack, Quill). Plan your entrance. A plainclothes friend should lead you in by the hand as you ride along, beaming, in a tiny bumper car. This Radio Flyer boasts "7 fun bumping sounds," which will no doubt be drowned out by the adoring screams of your guests as you make your way into the room, inch by inch. Order now so
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Obviously, Scream Queens, being one of the hottest shows on TV right now, is Halloween inspo for every fan, and a quick Google search will pull up a ton of costume tutorials for the Chanels. We even found some for Grace, Hester, Gigi — and a glam Red Devil. Who gets no love tho? Zayday. […]
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